hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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