awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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