what if I'm pregnant?
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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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