I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
