If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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