So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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