My room smells like vodka and shame
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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