BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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