Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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