You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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