ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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