ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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