ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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