oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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