HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
