I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
so much tequila, so little girl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize