oh god the rape fog is back!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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