after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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