he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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