Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
