And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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