yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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