He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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