cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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