Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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