My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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