no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
worst night to have a conscience
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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