I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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