normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I want her autograph on my taint
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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