he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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