I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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