Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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