The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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