i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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