school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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