let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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