in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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