Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
ttyl tear gas
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How naked do you want me to be?
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