Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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