My balls are so social today.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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