O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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