ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
