fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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