Define "chronic" masturbator.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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