Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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