Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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