Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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