So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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