im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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