sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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