I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm eating all of the evidence.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize