she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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