it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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