he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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