it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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